The answers are the actual responses by the tourism website officials, who obviously have an excellent sense of humour…
Q: Does it ever get windy in India ? I have never seen it rain on TV, how do the plants grow? ( :country-regionUK )
A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die.
Q: Will I be able to see elephants in the street? ( USA )
A: Depends how much you’ve been drinking.
Q: I want to walk from Delhi to Goa – can I follow the railroad tracks? ( Sweden )
A: Sure, it’s only three thousand kms, take lots of water..
Q: Is it safe to run around in the bushes in India ? ( Sweden )
A: So it’s true what they say about Swedes.
